Cars Q&A

1.put it on 1st floor onward ,not on ground floor.
2.keep it horizontal not vertical (backside up ;)
3.park it inside ur office behind your desk.
4.make sure your office is waterproof.
5.keep your car away from open space and road.
6.stay away from water (simplest one)
7.buy a duckback raincoat.
8.check the weather forecast before you bring your car on road.
9.shift to khar desert, rajasthan .

Thanks & all the best.
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if none of the above works....
bech de sale ko ...